I won’t be updating this much because I’ll be watching my fantasy players in my league’s Super Bowl. But, I’ll post here and there during Maryland’s inevitable loss.
12:44 PM – There may only be one entry, because if Vasquez or Landon Stillborn celebrate at any point in this game after losing to William and Mary, I’ll be busy burning down my own house.
1:02 – Quick interjection: How in the name of noodle-armed televangelists is Mark Brunell still in the league??!? He’s getting the start today for New Orleans. He might as well change his name to Katrina, because he’ll bring them more misery than a hurricane.
1:04 – Did this asshole announcer just say that Grievous has been lighting it up? The only thing he’s been lighting up is the receiving end of gloryholes.
1:10 – Unbelievable. Grievous gave up the ball instead of doing a backflip and shooting an airball. Of COURSE we miss the free throw. Goddamnit.
1:13 – Jesus Fucking Christ. Stillborn loses the handle on a bounce pass. A BOUNCE PASS. I bet if you stand up 10 toddlers in a row and bounce a ball to them, NINE will catch it. What a fucking useless asshole.
1:18 – Are these announcers blind in one eye? Yes, Vasquez has been playing well on offense, but he just stands there and dreams about Marxist principles on defense. Does he just not give a fuck or is the attention-whore used to cameras in Venezuela only point at one end of the court? because he is eating ass at the other end.
1:20 – If you told me our balls team would be shooting 90% after last game, I would tell you that you are shooting heroin.
1:25 – Do I even need to stay it? Fuck you Stillborn. Put on a fucking hairnet and start working at the dining hall. Missing a fucking dunk. P.S. I really like Moseley. He sucks, but the kid plays with heart and you can’t say that about pretty much anyone else on this team.
Another interjection. I think Mark Brunell has blackmail photos of every coach in the NFL, because it makes no sense how he has a job. I just watched them run a draw play when they had 3 and 11 because they knew Brunell would blow it.
1:34 – If anyone ever wants to beat Maryland, just start five, 7′-tall white guys regardless of their ability. Our guys from Baltimore will just stand there in disbelief that a white guy could be that tall and ugly and just let them shoot a 2-foot jumper in their face. Happened against Gonzaga, happening today.
1:45 – the UNCG coach is a beard and mustache away from being the Geico caveman.
1:56 – Why can’t Grievous keep his emotions in check? Is he bipolar? He’d been calm all day, then comes out of a timeout and immediately throws a pass into the third row, then tries to do a 360 spin through the lane out of control, then shoots a NBA-range 3 that bricked so hard it almost caused a tsunami.
1:59 – 16 point lead. Things are looking good. Going to watch some football for a bit until we inevitably blow the lead. Stay tuned.
2:29 – Now that this is looking like a W, I’m going to take a break until the Redskins debacle begins. I need time for the valium to take hold. BRB.
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