Ok, I am testing my blog’s iPhone app to prepare for my drunken rage blog live from the MD/Boston College game on Saturday. I can’t wait to see us suck every brown-eye in Boston live.
8:21 – ESPN 360 is my only outlet for watching the game tonight. Commercials are crystal-clear while the live action is like watching the stuttering kid from Billy Madison announcing the game while looking through coke-bottle glasses. Fuck you ESPN, you cumslaves.
8:25 – I’ve always hated the Wake Forest court. it looks like we are playing on a wicker basket.
8:39- Aaaannnddd here comes their run. C’mon Terps.
8:44 – I can’t tell you how infuriating it is to try and watch this game on ESPN 360. What tiny-dicked computer programmer put this together? Maybe if they asked them to create a stream of World of Warcraft videos or of Marge Simpson naked we’d get some technological progress. Fuck me with a bum’s dick.
8:49 – ACC refs are so goddamned ticky-tack under the rim. We could brush their players’ necks with a fresh tulip and we’d still get called for a foul. Pansies.
9:19 – Well, this half is off to a great start. We couldn’t block out if we had Ralph Friedgen in the lane. At least Stillborn is playing stellar defense again. It was nice of him to allow the Wake Forest center to balance his sac on his forehead for him while he dunked. Nice D.
9:31 – These refs are horse-tits this week. Call a foul both ways you blind diddlers. F U C K M E
9:32 – Stillborn you useless asshole. WHY THE MOTHER CHICKEN FUCK ARE YOU IN THE GAME?!?! Please catch crabs. Not STD-crabs. I mean like snow crabs, because I want one to clamp on your labia and put you on the disabled list.
9:40 – I’m no fan of Grievous, but what an actor. No way Grievous knocks down your sasquatch-ass that easily.
9:54 – Down two. They’ve got a player fouled out. Let’s go!
10:05 – I’ll give Stillborn that bonehead foul after those two clutch shots at the other end. This game might kill me.
10:09 – Why are we in OT? Grievous can’t see a giant white line in front of him.
Stay Outside the Line Asshole!
10:15 – I seriously think my wife might kill me if I yell out one more time. I’m actually hoarse.
10:24 – To which God of Asshole Midgets did that Wake player pray to before he hit that runner to go up two with 19 seconds left?
10:28 – Sigh. Well we lost, but at least our fans don’t look like the star of the “Messin’ With Sasquatch” commercials.
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