3:46 PM – Huge game today for the Terps. This is where we either move to the next level or sink back into mediocrity. See you in about 90 minutes!
5:34 – How about the Caps! 10 in a freakin’ row! I can’t wait to see them try and break the franchise winning streak in person versus the Bruins on Tuesday!
5:35 – What in the name of fuck was up with that announcer’s hair on the left? He looks like the son from the Munsters got old and laid out in the sun too long. I’m sure he’ll provide some great insight.
5:40 – Either of these teams ever played defense? I haven’t seen anything this loose since Sarah Palin’s daughter.
5:43 – Jesus Fucking Dog Rape! What in the name of suck-shit is up with our defense? How in the name of useless assholes does Moseley end up guarding their center? Why not give a scholarship to Webster and let him guard their center.
5:46 – OMFG. What was our game plan going in today? Did Gary Williams jizz on the floor and then assign players to the drops of dead-Garys on the hardwood?
5:48 – Anyone else surprised that we went on a run when Grievous went to the bench? Nope me neither.
5:52 – Nice shot Stillborn. Way to airball a 2 footer.
5:57 – Where does Gary find these guys? The way Bowie is playing today, I guarantee you the 7-foot tall idiot from of Mice and Men could finish a crossword puzzle faster than Bowie. That is, unless every answer was “stupid fucking suck shit.” As in: 12 Down – “Best way to describe Bowie.”
6:00 – Thanks for the nugget “Token Female Sideline Reporter” : “Maryland needs to knock down shots.”
6:01 – Nice play Gregory. Quarterbacks in football have happy feet. He has happy arms. He catches a ball in the paint, moves his arms back and forth like an epileptic, then throws the ball away. Just beautiful.
6:09 – Grievous could save me from a burning building and I would still punch him in the face after I was safe.
6:21 – I am going to puke watching this game. First off, Dino Gregory also has a perfect first name, because he has the proportional brain of a dino, like the T-Rex. He’s 7-foot tall with the brain of a newborn. I wonder what his major is? Probably pissing the bed. Pants Wetting 301.
6:45 – Holy shit. Clemson flops around on the floor like a dying goldfish. I’ve always hated those asshole teams that try to in a Tony Award my falling down on defense.
6:47 – Grievous has single-handedly given me high blood pressure tonight. The only signature move he hasn’t done yet is to do his shimmy-shake while we’re losing by 30 points.
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