Monthly Archives: February 2010

MD vs. Georgia Tech

1:51 – I hate when Raycum Sports carries the game. Apparently all of their cameras were purchased in 1999 and they still don’t believe that HD is a technology that will stick. At least I’ll be prepared for cataracts after watching this in standard def.

2:07 – I think it’s fantastic that U of M hires the disabled, like the color-blind person who designed these mustard uniforms. At least they’ve been lucky.

2:19 – How about Grievous? First player to score 2,000 points and 3 million unforced turnovers in the same career. Way to go comrade.

2:20 – Georgia Tech has more ugly 3-balls than a Chernobyl baby boy in this game.

2:23 – From here out Bowie will be named Boo-ey. Because that is the only way to describe him. As in, “What do you think of that pile of shit wearing #22?” “Oh, he’s quite Boo-ey.”

2:24 – shocker he hits a 3 right after that.

2:39 – What the mother fucking fuck is going on with these 3’s Tech is hitting?

2:50 – I love Mini Moseley. He is always there to clean up Stillborn’s missed 2-footers.

3:24 – so, if you ever wonder what is happening when I start blogging less, it’s because I’m super buzzed. As I am now.

3:25 – The refs have been pig shit this game.

3:48 – I told my wife that if we ever trail in this game, we would
fold like a chair. and here we go. fuck me

4:19 – I came.

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Maryland vs. NC State

8:04 – I’m worried about this game tonight. It’s the perfect shit storm for the Terps. After a big win, playing on the road, and against a balls team. I hope I’m wrong.

9:08 – I think we need 4 more wins to be in for sure. It would be nice to get one of those 4 on the road here.

9:10 – We’re fucked. Vasquez hit his first shot. Be prepared for him to pretend to be the Communist Miguel Jordan for the rest of the night. That should be good for about a dozen unforced turnovers.

9:13 – Why the shit is this game not in HD? HD TV, HD Channel, and it’s like I’m watching this on a Tandy. I hate the fucking South.

9:19 – This is an ugly game. NC State is turkey jizz. I’ve seen pornstars that have gotten less tip-ins.

9:32 – Holy fucking shit. I fucking KNEW this game would be shit.

9:40 – JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! BOX OUT!

9:41 – Judging from that last video of Gary, I think he just used the word “fuck” as a noun, verb, adjective and adverb in the same sentence.

9:42 – This game makes me want to fuck my dickhole with a curling iron. What the dog rape is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:49 – Fuck you Grievous. Fuck you Eric “Da-da-daa-da-da Hayes You Suck!”. Fuck you Stillborn. Fuck you DeezNuts Gregory

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