Maryland vs. NC State


8:04 – I’m worried about this game tonight. It’s the perfect shit storm for the Terps. After a big win, playing on the road, and against a balls team. I hope I’m wrong.

9:08 – I think we need 4 more wins to be in for sure. It would be nice to get one of those 4 on the road here.

9:10 – We’re fucked. Vasquez hit his first shot. Be prepared for him to pretend to be the Communist Miguel Jordan for the rest of the night. That should be good for about a dozen unforced turnovers.

9:13 – Why the shit is this game not in HD? HD TV, HD Channel, and it’s like I’m watching this on a Tandy. I hate the fucking South.

9:19 – This is an ugly game. NC State is turkey jizz. I’ve seen pornstars that have gotten less tip-ins.

9:32 – Holy fucking shit. I fucking KNEW this game would be shit.

9:40 – JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! BOX OUT!

9:41 – Judging from that last video of Gary, I think he just used the word “fuck” as a noun, verb, adjective and adverb in the same sentence.

9:42 – This game makes me want to fuck my dickhole with a curling iron. What the dog rape is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:49 – Fuck you Grievous. Fuck you Eric “Da-da-daa-da-da Hayes You Suck!”. Fuck you Stillborn. Fuck you DeezNuts Gregory

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