12:59 PM – Bryon is in town this week. So while he hasn’t agreed to be a guest blogger, I will be posting some of his choice comments from the Lions and Eagles game. My blogging will follow later.
1:07 PM – Commentator: “Eagles are looking small on their push.” Bryon: “They are looking small between their legs.”
2:20 PM – Bryon: “I have an anti-boner right now.” (Lions, 17, Eagles, 7)
5:35 PM – Looking good! How can I rage about this? We look awesome. I almost had some blog gold at the end of the Eagles/Lions game. Oh well.
6:26 PM – and here we go. I will ass-pillage the zoo if we lose this game. I already had is 3-0 including beating the Ass-Rams next week.
6:28 PM – By the way, nice run LJ. this shit is going to give me a heart attack. he might as well come over and bludgeon me to death with the double ended dildo he surely keeps in his nightstand. Fuck
6:36 PM – Mother fuck a retarded goat!!!!! why not just run the fucking ball! you throw it, almost get it picked off and then time stays on the clock. Only to have the ass ahoy (autocorrected but funny enough to keep) FG blocked
6;55 Pm – Christ o mighty. I have never wanted to eat a razorblade cocktail like right now. fuck fuckiry butt fuckers
7:36 PM – unbelievable. Buddha scissor fuck me sideways
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