7:37 PM – Been a long time since I’ve done this, but here we go. Fired up tonight!!!! Let’s go Caps!
7:39 – Jack Edwards for sure has a picture of Tim Thomas over his bed. Probably with the mouth cut out.
7:42 – woooooooooo!!!!!!!
7:45 – Chara is seriously a Bigfoot out there. We have Obama faces for Thomas. We should put up some Jack’s Link Beef Jerky for Chara.
7:48 – Fuck Jack Edwards with a rotten whale cock.
7:49 – Jesus taint Erskine sucks. He is out there to fight, so FIGHT! Because your D buh-lowwwwssss
7:50 – My God the Bruins’ Thornton is ugly. Boston should release a children’s book called, “Thornton Hears a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.”
7:55 – Mike Green injured?!?!?! Whaaaaatttt?!?!?!??!? That’s unpossible!
7:58 – Ward you shit stain in an old lady’s diaper how do you not get to that puck!!!
8:00 – My blood pressure must be ridiculous right now. Why didn’t I just take up reading Nicholas Sparks books?
8:03 – Chimera is rocking a Sphinx looking beard. I don’t think a playoff beard allows you to manscape. Also, fuck you iPhone for correcting that as ma scape 10 different times.
8:05 – Um, I am pretty sure Lucic’s parents are Borat and Dracula.
8:07 – Mother fucker Erskine. I told you, either FIGHT or GTFO!!! Molasses in December with Down’s Syndrome is not as slow as Erskine.
8:12 – The Bruins announcers are like some asshole you play basketball with who has no skills and when they score a bucket it is like they are the NBA MVP.
8:15 – OMG!!!! They called a penalty on the Bruins!!!! Did I grow hair?!? Do I weigh 100 lbs?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?
8:21 – time to breathe. Fucking series will be the death of me.
8:41 – That save by Holtby on Chara was so retarded that it is starring as Lenny in Of Mice and Men.
8:46 – Fuck you David “I have the worst Scrabble letters” Krejci
8:49 – Game is half over and we have 6 shots on goal. I have more moles on my scrotum than that.
8:58 – How in the name of fucked up shit did Wideman miss that shot?!?? Holy shit.
9:08 – Tim Thomas may be the luckiest goalie on the planet. Second time he stopped a shot and didn’t even know he had it. His Ron Paul yard sign fell out of his pocket and blocked it randomly. Hey Timmy, Obama 2012 asshole. That is happening regardless of how this season ends.
9:12 – Patricia Sit-on-one charged with hooking
9:35 – 23 minutes between updates. This is like a great social experiment on the effects of copious amounts of alcohol.
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