4:16 PM – Holy unicorn fuck I am excited! And even more shocked that the Anals “fans” cheered for McNabb. Did they all find Jebus??!?
4:17 PM – At least since it is breast cancer awareness month, the Eagles’ gloves match their thongs.
4:19 PM – Why in the name of buttfucking dogfights hasn’t Banks been returning kicks until now?!?! He did that all preseason!! Agghhh!!
4:21 PM – I’m comin’ Elizabeth! A player and not a blade of grass tackled Portis.
4:23 PM – WOW! I wonder how many little girls got puked on in the stands because of that play!!!!!!!!!!! Go Skins!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:25 PM – OMG what a hit. If that Easgles returner didn’t have a vagina before, he does now!!!!
4:29 PM – Is it just me, or does Mike Vick’s chinstrap look like little girl underwear?
4:33 PM – FUCK!!!! WIDE OPEN LIKE ANDY REID’s MOUTH at a LARD BUFFET AND HE OVERTHREW HIM LIKE A DICTATOR IN CENTRAL AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:34 PM – Please bench Portis. Please bench Portis. PLEASE BENCH PORTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind (4:35 PM)
4:37 PM – WOOOOHHOOOOO@!!!!! Go Donovan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:49 PM – Uh oh! Vick’s vagina is Sick.
5:14 PM – Kolb looks pretty good! ROFL
5:20 PM – Could I be any more of a jinx? I talk shit about Kevin Knob and he completes like 7 in a row. Stop these rapist mimes!!!
6:22 PM – If they don’t rule this a fumble I am going to turn my anus inside out and wear it as my Halloween costume.
6:26 PM – WOooooooooOOOO
6:29 PM – Fuck you Stephon Heyer!!!!
6:30 PM – Listen to me Joe Buck. You cockworshipping Cowboys loving lockbox for cum. The Cowboys aren’t watching this and liking this (unless they are picturing Kevin Knob naked and quivering in the shower.) Have you forgotten we BEAT FUCKING DALLAS!!! AND WE LOST TO FUCKING ST. LOUIS!!! SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:49 PM – My balls pulled up into the stratosphere on that near interception.
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