Ok, here we go. Please God let’s get the season off to a great start…
5:40 – Sigh. 3-0 before I could type the first sentence.
5:43 – It is embarrassing how empty our stands are. Was there some kind of natural disaster that happened in College Park?
5:44 – Timeout. Why, oh why, do we break out those mustard-colored uniforms? We look like a hot dog with jaundice. But, I think we used them to beat UNC last year, so if it brings us luck, I’ll wear mustard-colored panties.
5:55 – Can anyone explain to me why Grievous can’t make an open shot? Fuck me with an iron.
6:00 – Where did this team come from? Wooooo! Let’s go Maryland.
6:08 – Anyone see that creepy commercial about Myrtle Beach that was two inches from that guy’s face? Who vacations at Myrtle Beach? Their “beach” looks and feels like a cement sidewalk. It’s like calling the Beltway a beach.
6:29 – Since this is going so well, maybe I should complain about something else. What in the world is wrong with NBC? Conan always has and always will be a better host than Leno. Besides, Conan mentioned my conference on national television!
Mike's Sports Rage 