4:08 – Here we go. Looks like I’m going to win my 16-person fantasy football league, so pardon my unusually good mood.
4:16 – Fuck Norv Turner. He was ass and a half here and is a product of having a great team in San Diego that carries his Freddie Kruger-faced ass.
Kruger
Separated at Birth?
4:22 – If that dropped pick by Smoot doesn’t sum up the dripping jizz that is our secondary than nothing does. Motherfucker.
4:29 – I am so tired of watching these losers. 3 and out. That should be our new mascot.
4:42 – Well, this is over already. Let’s go Chiefs! We can still get the 4th pick overall!!!
4:52 – I am so fucking tired of seeing Simple Jason throw 8 yard hook patterns 50 feet above the receiver’s head. Maybe the flayed asshole needs to have signs that say “Throw!” taped to the receiver’s chest like Forrest Gump’s “Run” signs.
7:17 – Well, that’s that. An ending that fits like a girdle. Losing to the Chargers’ scrubs. 4 and fucking 12. Holy fuck. Earlier this year, my dad said that this was the worst Redskins team he’s ever seen. My dad is 77 years old. Nice. The worst team in 77 fucking years. I don’t even want Zorn to be able to fly back on the plane with us. I want him to ride home in the back of a fucking moving truck with a polka band like the mom from Home Alone. Goddamnit. I’d hope someone would leave a steaming shit on his doorstep for when he gets home, but he wouldn’t even care. He is an emotionless robot sent from the future to give me cardiac arrest. This is pretty much how I feel.
Now, all I have left is to root against three teams, in this order of hatred: 3. Eagles, 2. Cowboys, 1. Ravens. For one week, I am going to be the biggest Pats fan in the world, because I hate the Ravens, hereby referred to as the Ratbirds, almost as much as I love my Redskins.
Fuck me. At least the Chiefs won, so we have the 4th round pick in the draft, or translation, we have a chance to look like the 4th biggest jackass come Spring!
The rage continues…
P.S. If the Caps lose their fourth in a row on Tuesday, they are getting added to the banner.
Mike's Sports Rage 