Well, that’s that. Pretty impossible to beat a team that has a necklace made of leprechaun scrotums, horseshoes, rabbit feet, and bits of the shroud of Turin around their necks.
Who in the fuck shoots 3 pointers like that? I mean seriously? I think they shot 124% from downtown.
Ugh whatever.
On to the hockey playoffs. I’ll start when the Pittsburgh scum roll into town this Wednesday night.
Until then…
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7:18 PM – So my original plan was to watch the MD game with the Boston MD Alumni Association again. They are a fun bunch of people. But, I had to alter my plans a bit and am finally home and have fired Mike’s Rage up. The good part is that I get to watch the Caps game too. So, without further a doo-doo:
7:20 – Why in the fuck are we in the away jerseys? This is some shit. I hate the fucking South.
7:21 – Nice defense Vasquez. Just watch him bust a 3 in your eye. First cum, now this.
7:22 – I love J. Williams, but he needs to dunk like a fucking man. When he tries to dunk, he looks like a 7 year old girl sitting down her fake cup during a tea party. He should fist the basket like an inmate rape.
7:24 – Nice pass #11 from GA Tech.
7:25 – Commercial. Caps time. First game for the Caps since wrapping up the Southeast Division. I still can’t believe there is a team in Tampa called the Lightning. It’s like the fucking XFL. Back to MD.
7:29 – Smart play Gregory. I bet you have to eat with rubber utensils.
7:30 – ROFL. Misses all 3 free throws. Epic fail.
7:33 – Rage is building. Bad for my heart. Good for my blog. I’m like a bald Incredible Hulk. And Mike is about to smASH!
7:34 – 4 out of 19. Our shooting is similar to the amount of top teeth that a typical Georgia Tech fan has.
7:38 – I swear to God that if we lose in the first round I am going to go on a bender.
7:42 – They do know they are playing right? And not just with their boyfriend’s prostate.
7:44 – That was fucking bullshit. Should have been a fucking flagrant. Fuck you sexual Favors.
7:46 – This is fucking insane. I am going to throw a clot, seize and shit my pants. FUUUUCCCKKKK.
7:47 – Someone please put me out of my misery. Buttfuck me with a rhino horn.
7:57 – What an unbelievable half. MD seems destined to get into these games where we can’t shoot and the other team can bounce the balls off an old lady in the third row and make a three pointer. Back to the Caps.
8:00 – Caps losing, Terps losing, I’m losing my hair. I’ll probably lose my keys too.
8:20 – No way we win this game. We get it to 9 and then that asshole hits a jumper that should not have gone in. I would rather have fallen off of a cruise ship, washed up on Antarctica, and been gang raped by bull seals than for that shot to have gone in. Fuck.
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At a bar in Boston with the local alumni association. representing!!
9:27 – I have already prematurely ejaculated, so I hope the fuck we win, or 1 million lil Spiglers will have died for naught.
10:37 – All the sperm-chugging Turtles (see Entourage) have emerged from the Celtics game and are cheering against the 20+ UMD fans at the bar. Fuck them and the loser Celt-clits.
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