At a bar in Boston with the local alumni association. representing!!
9:27 – I have already prematurely ejaculated, so I hope the fuck we win, or 1 million lil Spiglers will have died for naught.
10:37 – All the sperm-chugging Turtles (see Entourage) have emerged from the Celtics game and are cheering against the 20+ UMD fans at the bar. Fuck them and the loser Celt-clits.